Movie Review Jake Get Of The Car Now ! - 786 Words

â€Å"Jake get in the car NOW!!!!!† I said *car door opens and shuts* â€Å"What is that thing it’s so damn big, hit it the gas hurry !!† said Jake â€Å"Hurry!!!!!† *boom BOOOOM* * car screeches on the pavement*. â€Å"Faster it s catching up to us† screamed Jake â€Å"How?! we’re going 60 mph,† I said, â€Å"I don’t know how that thing is so fast, but just do it !† Jake said â€Å" just don t look directly at him ok† I screamed â€Å" Yes I get that just keep driving,† said Jake. We can t keep driving forever, I see this house up ahead a light is on, so I m going to go through this small road try to get off for a couple of minutes then we go I asked Whatever I don t care dude Jake Said. *knocking noises* â€Å"Hello anyone please help us please open up why won t do†¦show more content†¦Jake!! What did you do to Jake I yelled It s been so long since I ve had 2 fresh meats, Oh my luck is amazing said Arthur Wait what did you do t-- I stuttered. â€Å"huh what’s happening, oh god what is that smell, why am I handcuffed to a pole, WHERE IS JAKE!!† I screeched. â€Å"Oh god please no plea----† â€Å"huh Jake, JAKE!!!!† I yelled â€Å" WHERE ARE YOU ARTHUR, SHOW YOURSELF NOW !!!!!!!!†. â€Å"Oh Hello, Michael how’s the pole, said Arthur It ll be great when I shove it up your A**, What the hell did you do with Jake I said That wasn t very nice to say, and oh him, he ll become what he ate, just like all mothers say, said Arthur. Wait wha--- YOU SON OF B****, I ll kill you, I ll kill you I screamed at him. Hey wanna know a secret I m a cannibal GET USED TO IT!!!! Hey Hey don t hurt yourself I still have to prepare you I don t want you all bruised up. Awww I have to use the bathroom, give you a minute to reminisce about life think how you got here. The smart ones always taste better. Said Arthur BURN IN HELL YOU MONSTER I Screamed oh god what am I gonna do, KEYS Thank you, Jesus. Just jam it in the handcuff please work, please work S*** doesn t fit said my screwed self. Hello again ,and goodbye to those keys, said Arthur The hell you think you were doing, even if you did get